straight to voicemail
"You have reached Monday Morning Musings.
We are not available at this moment.
It's one of those Mondays where the thought of repeating the same things we did last week, and the week before that, and the week before that, all over again, is kind of depressing.
We will be back right after we are done taking our mental health day vacation.
We don't know what we will be doing but it will not be the laundry or the cleaning or the cooking or the writing.
Or maybe it will (who are we kidding?)
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