sexiest man, dead or alive

When I was younger and he was in his prime, I had a massive crush on Robert Redford. We're talking The Natural, Brubaker, and The Candidate. And The Way We Were ... That movie still makes me cry. The scene where she fixes his hair, one last time, ahhh, like a knife to my heart! And that slow, sideways, squinty smile of his, cocky and quizzical at the same time... He was the sexiest man ever, dead or alive!

I was not delusional, of course. I was fully aware that the man was one year younger than my own dad. And famous. And popular. You know, a movie star for crying out loud!

So after many a night hugging and kissing a pillow named Robert, I hatched a plan. It was a good one: I was going to wait till he was 70, and no longer the it-boy of Hollywood, and I was 40, and fabulously grownup, and I was going to seduce him. He wouldn't stand a chance!


Years passed.


The wonderful news that he got divorced from his long-time wife only made that plan seem easier.


More years passed.



And then I saw The Horse Whisperer, in a movie theater... Old age can be so cruel. And the camera crueler. The man looked like a freaking turtle, I shit you not!

And it's been getting worse, since. I mean, the man is a cinematic genius (remember Ordinary People?) and I respect his work and his vision, but his face, com'on! Some things just aren't meant to be projected that big.

If you think that stopped me though, you would be completely mistaken. Instead of getting all (understandably) turned off and giving up on my crush, I chose... denial.

So I froze him in time. Hubbell. My Hubbell. (Just you try and stop me!)

In my fantasy, I, K-K-K-Katie, recover from my temporary decade-long dementia and go back to him, to that lovely house in Malibu, where we live happily ever after. There is no way in hell we're living in Utah in some Jeremiah Johnson mountain, okay? That's just not how I roll and this is MY fantasy, dammit.

Of course, first, we promptly rechristen him with a normal name (Hubbell? HUBBELL?? WTF kind of a name is that!!)

Some have compared Brad Pitt to a young Robert Redford. But to me, it's like comparing apples and orchids. I can see some vague similarities, but Pitt ain't no Sundance Kid! There can only be one Robert Redford and his sexy is timeless.... at least in photographs. Thank God for those.

So who is your one and only? Who is your sexiest man (or woman), dead or alive?

blue valentine

I could do one of two things: I could pretend that I haven’t disappeared for a few Mondays and just dive right back into the musing business as usual, or I could explain why I have been absent for the last few weeks and bring you up to speed.

Or do neither.

So I was watching this movie, Blue Valentine. 

I tend to like obscure movies, usually the independent kind, because I don’t really want to know the entire plot beforehand or see the best scenes from the carefully crafted previews. Truthfully, my current movie-going experience post-birth-of-kid has been limited to stumbling on them on TV, by chance, after a year or two of their original run. Of this one, I knew only about the two lead actors, Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling. Her I had seen in a few things and found myself attracted to her quiet performances. Him too, mostly. I may have dreamt about him actually. Nothing kinky, just your run-of-the-mill bizarre dream that makes no sense and yet does, somehow, on some level, even during it, you know? Well anyway, it was Valentine’s week, so I watched the movie at least for its befitting title.

Well, haha, the joke was on me! This was no romantic movie, unless you’re one of those who find the slow, steady, and brutal unraveling of a marriage charming. In retrospect, the word “blue” should’ve tipped me off. I’m not sure why I instinctively jumped to the conclusion that it signified “adult” instead of just … “sad”. Silly me!

Maybe it was the title, maybe it was the wedding scenes, but this movie hit home, in a big way. You see I got married the day before Valentine’s Day. Not that we chose that date on purpose, we are not the type. In truth, my fiancé (now my husband) and I picked the last Saturday before Lent for our church wedding because, like many churches, ours doesn’t marry anyone during Lent, and the 13^th of February happened to be the last available day. So we went with it, completely oblivious to its significance. We were well into the wedding preparations, in fact meeting with the florist who kept answering our questions with “depending on what flowers will be available then” that we realized she wasn’t just referring to the season, and it finally dawned on us that we had committed the ultimate un-romantic romantic gesture. So for its temporal juxtaposition alone, Valentine’s Day has been closely tied to my marriage via my wedding, for 13 years, as of last week. And this movie, well, it just slapped my ass and called me Shirley.

I don’t usually go around wondering why my marriage is very much alive and kicking. Not even on my wedding anniversary. Au contraire, mon frère, one usually finds me bitching about it and about him, often. But this movie got me thinking: Why did it survive while so many others, including ones that started with ours, are well on their way to the ocean, via the sewage system? Why did we make it, in fact thrived?

Much has been said and written about the predictors of martial longevity. From intellectual, physical, emotional, and psychological compatibility, to birth order, to marrying for the right reasons, to sowing your wild oats before settling down, to the right age to be wed, to monogamy, to mutual respect, truth, to opposites attracting, to not going to bed angry, to accepting the status quo, etc. There are all sort of percentages and matching tests, theories and professionals (a whole industry, really) catering to the pre-marital population, and theories and professionals servicing marriages and families, but divorce rates are still rampant. 

Most people are in love when they get married, where does their love go? Does luck have anything to do with it? Destiny? Fate?

What do you think: what makes a marriage last?